ONLY 18 SLEEPS UNTIL CHRISTMAS
3 Christmas Track Merry Xmas Everybody - Slade
4 Christmas Carol Angels from the Realms of Glory"
5 Christmas Film It's A Wonderful Life
6 Something to Prepare Visit a victorian Market or Christmas Fayre
7 Children's Christmas Picture Book Father Christmas on the Naughty Step - Mark Sperring
8 Children's Christmas Paperback The Santa Trap - Jonathan Emmett
9 Adult Christmas Book to Read Village Christmas - Laurie Lee
10 Christmas Cracker Joke What do Santa’s helpers learn at school? The elf-abet
11 A Christmas Number
20 Meters - The height of the Christmas tree in Trafalgar square
12 An Amazing Christmas Fact
UK shoppers spent over £21.6bn in the eight weeks prior to Christmas in 2014.
13 Christmas Character Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer
14 Unusual Gifts
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15 TV AD M&S Not Just Christmas Food 2006
16 EWAN'S ADVENT MESSAGE MESSAGE
17 GEORGE'S ADVENT MESSAGE
18 A Christmas List
The Everlasting Turkey
On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me
I’ve bought a big fresh turkey and a proper Christmas tree.
On the second day of Christmas much laughter could be heard
As we tucked into our turkey – a most delicious bird.
On the third day of Christmas people came from just next door,
The turkey tasted just as good as it had done before.
On the fourth day of Christmas came relations young and old
We finished up the Christmas pud and had the turkey cold.
On the fifth day of Christmas, outside the snowflakes scurried,
But we were nice and warm inside, and had the turkey curried.
On the sixth day of Christmas, the Christmas spirit died.
The children fought and bickered – we had the turkey rissoles fried.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love he did wince
When he sat down at table - and was offered turkey mince.
On the eighth day of Christmas, the dog had run for shelter,
For he’d seen our turkey pancakes and the glass of alka-seltzer.
On the ninth day of Christmas, by lunchtime dad was blotto,
He knew that bird was back again, this time as a risotto.
On the tenth day of Christmas we were drinking home-made brew,
Anything to help us face that steaming turkey stew.
On the eleventh day of Christmas our lovely tree was moulting,
And with chilli, soy and oyster sauce, the turkey was revolting.
On the twelfth day of Christmas we had smiles back on our lips,
The guests had gone, the turkey too – WE DINED ON FISH AND CHIPS.
19 CHRISTMAS ALBUM
The Classic Christmas Album - Perry Como
Track 1: Here We Come A-caroling/We Wish You a Merry Christmas Perry Como
Track 2: It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas
Perry Como/The Fontane Sisters/Mitchell Ayres & His Orchestra
Track 3: There Is No Christmas Like a Home Christmas Perry Como
Track 4: God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen Perry Como
Track 5: The Christmas Song (Merry Christmas to You) Perry Como
Track 6: (There's No Place Like) Home for the Holidays Perry Como
Track 7: O Holy Night (Cantique De Noel) Perry Como
Track 8: Winter Wonderland Perry Como
Track 9: Silver Bells Perry Como
Track 10: The Little Drummer Boy Perry Como
Track 11: Christmas Dream Perry Como
Track 12: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas Perry Como
Track 13: White Christmas Perry Como
Track 14: The Story of the First Christmas Perry Como
When I was a lad at school around 13 years old, our Maths teacher used to call me Wol. At the end of the year as we were moving up a class I plucked up courage to ask why he called me Wol. He told meit was thename of the deslexic owl in Winnie the Pooh. With my Harry Potter glasses he said I looked like the Wise Old Owl in the Winnie the Pooh stories.
Being the vain person I am I took it as a compliment
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