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Day 20 only 5 SLEEPS TO GO


3.    Christmas Track:                                                         Santa Claus Is Coming to Town - The Crystals

4.    Christmas Carol:                                                          Once In Royal David's City

5.    Christmas Film:                                                            The Santa Clause 2: The Mrs Clause

6.    Something to Prepare:                                                 Have a rest day to get ready

7.    Children's Christmas Picture Book:                          The Magic Car Wash - Chris Powling

8.    Children's Christmas Paprtback:                               Letters From Father Christmas - J R Tolkien

9.    Adult Christmas Book::                                              Holidays On Ice - David Sedaris

10.   Christmas Cracker Joke:                                           What do snowmen have for breakfast? Snowflakes

11.   A Christmas Number:               

62,824 - The record number of Christmas cards sent by a single person in a year

12.   An Amazing Christmas Fact:                  

25 the per cent of Christmas shopping time spent in queues.

13.   Christmas Character:                                                 Little Drummer Boy

14.   Unusual Gifts:            

Fuji film Instax Mini 8 Instant Camera - Gives hard copy photo prints in under 10 minutes £64.95 Mini 70 £99.95

15.   TV AD:                                                                         Boots 2014 Mum off night shift

16.    EWAN'S ADVENT MESSAGE:             



                                Michael Buble - Christmas               

                                1. It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas

                                2. Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

                                3. Jingle Bells (Feat. The Puppini Sisters)

                                4. White Christmas (Duet With Shania Twain)

                                5. All I Want For Christmas Is You

                                6. Holly Jolly Christmas

                                7. Santa Baby

                                8. Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

                                9. Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)

                                10. Silent Night

                                11. Blue Christmas

                                12. Cold December Night

                                13. I'll Be Home For Christmas

                                14. Ave Maria

                                15. Mis Deseos/Feliz Navidad (Duet With Thalia)

                                16. The Christmas Song

                                17. Winter Wonderland (Bonus Track)

                                18. Frosty The Snowman (Feat. The Puppini Sisters) [Bonus Track]

                                19. Silver Bells (Feat. Naturally 7) [Bonus Track]

                                20. Michael's Christmas Greeting    

19.          A CHRISTMAS LIST

                                Although I am male and this is against my kind – I know my shortfalls

                                10 REASONS WHY WE KNOW SANTA IS A MAN:

No dress sense

Never replies to your letters

The chances of getting what you asked for are nil

Beer belly

Will only commit to one day a year

Obsessed with stockings

He never stops to ask directions

Too lazy to shave

He always wears the same clothes

Only prepared to do a job where people leave food and booze out for him, and doesn’t wash the plate afterwards







When I was a lad at school around 13 years old, our Maths teacher used to call me Wol. At the end of the year as we were moving up a class I plucked up courage to ask why he called me Wol. He told meit was thename of the deslexic owl in Winnie the Pooh. With my Harry Potter glasses he said I looked like the Wise Old Owl in the Winnie the Pooh stories.


Being the vain person I am I took it as a compliment

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