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MOTHER'S DAY

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Are you ready for the big weekend ahead:

MOTHER’S DAY

Sunday 26th March 2017

PUT CLOCKS FORWARD:

Sunday 26th March 2017

1.00am to 2.00am

(Yes! Lose 1 hour)

Give MUM a break on Sunday tell her leave her her jobs, sit down put her feet up have a day off on Sunday. They'll wait until Monday.

20 QUOTES TO CELEBRATE

MOTHER’S DAY

 

1 “Because even if the whole world was throwing rocks at you, if you had your mother at your back, you’d be okay. Some deep-rooted part of you would know you were loved. That you deserved to be loved.” ―Jojo Moyes, One Plus One

 

2 “When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.” ― Erma Bombeck

 

3 “She was of the stuff of which great men's mothers are made. She was indispensable to high generation, feared at tea-parties, hated in shops, and loved at crises.” ― Thomas Hardy, Far from the Madding Crowd

 

4 “Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs in my field, since the payment is pure love.” ― Mildred B. Vermont

 

5 “A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.” ― Peter De Vries

 

6 “All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.” ― Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest, 1895

 

7 “If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” ― Milton Berle

 

8 “Mom — the person most likely to write an autobiography and never mention herself.” ― Robert Brault,

 

9 “Mirror, mirror on the wall, I am my mother after all.”― Author Unknown

 

10 “Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother.” ― Oprah Winfrey

 

11 “Everybody wants to save the Earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.”   — P.J. O’Rourke

 

 12 “My mother was the one constant in my life. When I think about my mom raising me alone when she was 20, and working and paying the bills, and, you know, trying to pursue your own dreams, I think is a feat that is unmatched.” — Barack Obama

 

13 “What’s beautiful about my mother is her compassion, how much she gives, whether it be to her kids and grandkids or out in the world. She’s got a sparkle.” — Kate Hudson (on mom Goldie Hawn)

 

14 Life doesn’t come with a manual it comes with a mother. - Author Unknown

 

15 Nothing is lost until your mother can't find it - Author Unknown

 

16 To the world you are a mother but to your family you are the world - Author Unknown

 

17.  Having children just puts the whole world into perspective. Everything else just disappears.

 - Kate Winslet

 

18 The mother of boys work son-up to son-down. - Author Unknown 

 

19 “To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow.” —Maya Angelou

 

20 If I did nothing else for my children at least I gave them the best mum in the world. - Phil Robinson (www.jeanniejeanniejeannie.co.uk)

 

AND A BONUS

 

6 Minion Mum Quotes:

 

1 Moms. They are like dads, only smarter.

2 Never doubt a mother! She can carry a screaming Toddler, two gallons of milk, talk on her cellphone and still slap the shit out of you for looking at her crazy.

3 Moms! Not all superheroes wear capes.

4. If a woman speaks and no one is listening, her name is probably Mom.

5 I love cleaning up messes i didn’t make. So i became a Mom.

6 There is a legend that if you take a shower and scream out loud “Mom” three times, a nice lady appears bringing the towel you forgot.

 

30 CHILDREN’S BOOKS

ABOUT MUMS

 

 

1         My Mum is Fantastic - Nick Butterworth

2        Spot Loves His Mum (Spot the Dog) - Eric Hill

3        My Mum - Anthony Brone

4        Five Minutes Peace - Jill Murphy

5        I Love My Mummy - Giles Andreae & Emma Dodd

6         My Mum Is A Supermum

                - Angela McAllister and Alex T. Smith

7        Big Mum Plum (Board Book)n - Daniel Postgate

8        Mummy Laid An Egg - Babette Cole

9        Just Like My Mum (Board Book) David Melling

10       With My Mum - James Brown & Cally Johnson

11       Mum's the Word - Timothy Knapman & Jamie  Littler

12           The Trouble With Mum - Babette Cole

13           The Mum -minder - Jacqueline Wilson and Nick Sharratt

14           My Mummy is Magic - Dawn Richards and Jane Massey

15           The Illustrated Mum -  Jacqueline Wilson and Nick Sharratt

16           Crazy Mayonnaisy Mum - Julia Donaldson and Nick Sharratt

17           Mum the Monsters - Liliana Cinetto

18           My Mum's Going To Explode - Jeremy Strong

19           The Mum Hunt - Gwyneth Rees

20           I Love My Mum - Lucy Heavens

21           The Mum Mystery - Gwyneth Rees

22           Mum's Cronky Car - Anita Pouroulis

23           Something for Mummy  (Bing Book) - Ted Dewan

24           Don't Let Aliens Get My Marvellous Mum - Gillian Shields

25           I Want My Mum (Little Princess Story) - Tony Ross

26           One Day With Mum - Helen Oxenbury

27           Mum's the Word - Michael Morpurgo

28           Mothers Know Nest - Jill Murphy

29           I Love Mum with the Very Hungry Caterpillar - Eric Carle

30           My Mum Says the Silliest Things - Katrina Germein illustrated by Tom Jellett

When I was a lad at school around 13 years old, our Maths teacher used to call me Wol. At the end of the year as we were moving up a class I plucked up courage to ask why he called me Wol. He told meit was thename of the deslexic owl in Winnie the Pooh. With my Harry Potter glasses he said I looked like the Wise Old Owl in the Winnie the Pooh stories.

 

Being the vain person I am I took it as a compliment

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